Liberals love to say we need to preserve the environment for the next generation. In order to do so, one's life must be radically altered. We must no longer drink out of plastic bottles. We must sort our trash and recycle. We must not drive certain cars. We must ride bikes or use public transpiration. We must not use fertilizer. Our toilets must not be too big. Our light bulbs must not be incandescent. The temperature in our houses must not exceed a certain number of degrees in the winter, and must remain above a certain number of degrees in the summer. We must not eat meat, use fireplaces. We should plant more trees and purchase carbon offsets.

But why this list of do's and don'ts for preserving the environment for the next generation, when it is the liberals themselves that aren't having children? Birth rates in many western democracies are dismally low, and the countries that do have normal birth rates are being kept at that normal level by minorities, not by white environmentalist liberals. The white environmentalist liberals are too busy taking vacations, drinking fancy bottles of wine, going on vacation, and confusing their pets with actual human children to ever "be fruitful and multiply".